Ashton Kutcher Debuted on Two And A Half Men

The long awaited season premiere of “Two And a Half Men” aired yesterday on CBS. The episode began with Charlie Harper’s funeral, as it was expected, and a deadly tune of “Manly Men”. The funeral was full of women in black who knew Charlie, as well as housekeeper Bertha, Charlie’s brother Alan, his mother and nephew.

“His body just exploded like a balloon full of meat,” said Harper’s obsessive neighbor Rose. Charlie Sheen was fired for drug use and erratic behavior earlier this year.